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Updated 12-5-99 * Copyright 1999 by Andrew Homer.
Webmeister -StarHeart Web Designs
Heresy Party's Presidential Candidate
Do you need to take NoDoz to follow the campaigns of the major party candidates?
The Knute Bland campaign promises to be different.
Knute Bland's
Campaign Platform
* Free Meals on Wheels for everyone twice a day provided by McDonalds.
* Free Child Daycare provided by the military.
* Doctors can be exempt of liability charges if they provide 22 hours of pro bono medical service each month.
* At age 18 all males are conscripted for 8 years. Up to 4 of those years may be ROTC. Conscripted service may
be community service after two-years of military service.
* School uniforms - tie dye.
* Since men are more into war, only women should vote.
* ZERO TAXES
We've outclassed the Republican platform on taxes. Americans have spent billions building
an awesome military. Let's put our military to good use by having them "shakedown" other countries to
cover our tax expenses.
* Discoverer
"Al Gore may have invented the Internet, but I invented the booty call."
- Knute Bland
* Transition Cabinet
While preparing for his Presidential campaign for election year 2000, Knute Bland is recruiting advisors for his
kitchen cabinet, medicine cabinet, ... and for you ladies, his bedroom cabinet. Email your qualifications to Bland@starheart.net by April 1st.
"Just say NO to Republicrats."
Don't be a wus. Vote Heresy Party.
- in your hard you know he's RIGHT.
Heresy Party Disclaimer
Knute Bland may not score very high as regarding Heresy Party core values, but he's all we have.
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